Gone Fishing. Not really. But had I an office door of some description, that is the sign I’d have liked to have had hanging off it, just because that’s what all the cool kids seem to do these days, you know?
But I digress.
I have been absent from the blogosphere my pretties. How many times have I set my eyes upon those blogs apologising for their absence, listing their feeble reasons for their lack of posts, cowering on their knees, praying for mercy as they beg forgiveness? Many a time have I witnessed such a sad state of affairs and scoffed at their insolence. “Shame on you!” I have shouted with a lofty arrogance! And yet today, my friends, followers, minions…today I yield myself as one of those sad, unworthy bloggers. OH THE SHAME!
Before I ask of you your compassion, your mercy, your humanity, I must first follow suit and list three reasons for my unexpected leave:
- Work – At the snow. You all knew this one, and frankly, with no electricity or reception I had little choice while this was happening. Therefore, I refuse to apologise for this you evil fiends!
- Supanova – Ohhhh this is where it gets interesting and I start to weep with joy at the memory of my recent trip to Sydney where I joined my fellow nerds at the annual fantasy/sci fi convention. More about this below.
- The Plague – Well that’s what it feels like okay?! Apparently it’s just ye ol influenza, but if the black death gets me don’t say I didn’t warn you. Also, it has rendered me incapable of blogging, eating chocolate, being anything other than horizontal, and has brought on a severe need of Buffy reruns (potentially also due to aforementioned Supanova trip. Unconfirmed).
So, as you can see, the past week and a half has had moments of pleasure and pain, joy and sadness, heaven and hell…but mostly, just a lot of no blogging. Please accept my sincerest apologies. Are we done? Good. Because now I demand you share in all I have to tell you about the nerd fest that was Supanova. If you are at all confused about this awesome event, I suggest you mosy on over to their website www.supanova.com.au and educate yourself before someone discovers your nerdy ignorance.
But before I go on, I cannot contain it any longer. I met, talked to, and touched with my bare hands two amazing celebrities. James Marsters aka Spike from Buffy the Vampire Slayer (SQUEEEEEEEAAALLL!), and Tom Felton aka Draco Malfoy from the Harry Potter movies, who, without the beach blonde hair that so befits some men/vampires – cough Spike cough – is quite the hotty.
My world is complete!
Moving along. It was a bit touch and go there for a while with that damn Chilean ash cloud that continues to stuff around domestic and international flights here in Aus. Come on Chileans, can’t you keep your volcanoes under control like the rest of us? As it turns out, last Thursday I was on one of the first flights allowed out of Tassie after a week of flight troubles…phew. Made it to Sydney and got ready for the 3 day Supanova bonanza.
I went with my super awesome friend Adz, who is a big nerd also. After one train hiccup (see right), we made it to the showgrounds where the event began on Friday night. We spent 2 hours standing in line to purchase our photo and autograph tickets for the Sat and Sun, knowing from previous experiences that this line would get much, much longer over the weekend.
On the Saturday and Sunday we spent our time meeting the celebs (Cue more SQUEALING!), scouring the merchandise stalls and staring in amazement at the as always high standard of cosplayers. For those of you unfamiliar with cosplay, the faithful wiki dictionary defines it as:
The practice of dressing up as a character from a movie, book, or video game, esp. one from the Japanese genres of manga or anime.
In other words, absolute awesomeness. There were characters from Star Wars, Firefly, The Disney Movies, Superman, Pirates of the Caribbean, Iron Man and so many I didn’t recognise that even I at times felt an unworthy nerd…and that happens rarely. One of my faves was a certain Captain Jack Sparrow, who looked the spitting image of Johnny Depp. Sensational.
On the Saturday evening we had the pleasure of watching James Marsters in concert. Yes ladies, the man can sing! My best friends Mel and Aly joined us, and we couldn’t help but start sighing and giggling every time he looked our way with a cheeky smile. What a hunny.
On the Sunday evening, Adz and I had the added pleasure of attending a small after party with James and Gareth David Lloyd from Torchwood. I’ve never watched Torchwood, so can safely say I know zip about the show, its characters and actors. And yet, as eight of us sat at a table with this actor, everyone seemed relatively star struck. Except me of course. I was saving that for James, and well, like I said, I didn’t really know who Gareth was. Soooo I tried to make conversation, and of course I put my foot in it when I asked “Where in England are you from”….to the WELSHMAN. Okay okay, so I know being English and all I’m supposed to know this stuff, but I don’t. It all sounds pommy to me! Thankfully he was most gracious about it, and after receiving many daggers from the Torchwood lovers around the table we managed to steer conversation back to safe topics such as the weather and food. Boring!
And James, well James was just James. Buffy is my all time favourite show so it was an amazing experience to meet and talk with him. He is a big charmer and so interesting, and has the same laugh as Spike…by which I suppose I mean Spike has the same laugh as James? Regardless…I don’t really know how to describe the experience in words. It was amazing, and yet also strange. I can see how some fans could get ‘overzealous’ with their admiration (in fact, I think there was one potential stalker at our table), but even so, I find that meeting these ‘celebrities’ further strengthens the reality that differentiates the characters from their performers. I love Spike and his character, and I ‘know’ him pretty well. James was awesome and I could see bits of Spike in him, but he isn’t Spike. Plus, he doesn’t have an English accent…I know, right!? The actors were interesting, kind and gracious with us, but at the end of the day, this is their job, and meeting us is part of how they market themselves. It was a wonderful experience, as it always is at these events, but it again reminded me how we can enjoy the shows and the characters in them, but meeting the actors isn’t meeting the characters, because sadly, they don’t exist…sob!
In any case, the night ended on an unexpected note with a lovely girl we met, Susannah, reading my Tarot cards for me after the celebs had left. It was uncannily accurate! I have always been interested in this sort of ‘supernatural’ thing; tarot cards and clairvoyants etc, but have never considered it seriously enough to actually try out, my inner sceptic telling me not waste my money on what might be a load of crap. I’d love to do it again though because it really was amazing what she told me of my past, present and future. She had me when she pulled out the card with the words: ‘THE HERMIT’. She was in my head I tell you!
The festivities ended with me, the plague, and a terrifying few hours as the Chilean ash cloud threatened my return flight home. Thankfully I was on one of the last flights out of Sydney before they went into shut down mode again. Fate anyone?
Well, I think this account of my absence is long enough for now. I shall leave you with some photographic evidence of me and my recent squeeze, James. Here’s to the next post not taking as long as this one. Of course, if I die of the plague then I can only apologise further and ask that you say kind, but funny things about me when I’m gone.